YOU DAMN KIDS AND YOUR HOPSCOTCH, GET OFF MY BLOG
What if spiderman didn’t live in new york city and he lived in the country instead. He’d have nothing to swing from. He’d just be a man crawling in a field.
rnicrophone:

journalism at its finest

rnicrophone:

journalism at its finest

eenjolras:

when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it

slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

lizclimo:

best case scenario 

lizclimo:

best case scenario